Choreplay

The Marriage-Saving Magic of Getting Your Head Out of Your Ass

Hardback

Variants

by Jordan Carlos, Charlamagne Tha God

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"This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will." —Lenard "Charlamagne Tha God" McKelvey

From veteran comedian, husband, and "great dad" Jordan Carlos comes a hilarious and helpful account of what it really takes, as a straight man, to keep your marriage going strong.

Choreplay is a laugh‑out‑loud, gamified guide to recognize what you've got before you lose it all. It's about putting in the effort in small ways that yield big results, like bringing your wife her morning coffee in bed, learning the names of your children's doctors and what medicines they take, exercising, protecting your gains, doing what you want, and going the f*ck to bed!

This manual is part memoir, part advice, and a lot of comedy. Most of all, it's a testament to love conquering all the petty, banal strife and turning those day‑to‑day moments into the very thing that saves a marriage. Guaranteed sex for life, but also self‑worth.

Many men give plenty, but it's wiser to give well—to our partners, our families, and ourselves. If Jordan Carlos can reach Final Boss Level of choreplay, then you, my dude, can f*ck with it too.

"If I'd had this book five years ago, I'd still be married." —Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish
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Published By Grand Central Publishing

Format Hardback

Category

Humor

Comedy & Satire

Self-Help & Relationships

Personal Growth

Love & Dating

Nonfiction

Social Science

Number Of Pages 288

Publication Date 02/10/2026

ISBN 9780306836138

Dimensions 5.35 inches x 7.3 inches

“This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will.”—Lenard “Charlamagne Tha God” McKelvey

“"If I'd had this book 5 years ago, I'd still be married."—Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish

“Jordan Carlos is one of the funniest and most astute writers of our generation. He has never been afraid to use comedy to confront issues in the world, and is now using it to conquer an even more tumultuous one that’s tearing our country apart: the art of living with another human being.”
—Roy Wood Jr., comedian, actor, and host of CNN’s Have I Got News for You

“Comedy veteran Jordan Carlos’ no-holds-barred, self-help book for “cis, straight dudes” had me L-O-L all night long! Refreshingly hilarious, clever, and well-aimed, Choreplay is the gift of an honest conversation with a friend that turns out to be life-changing advice. Anyone struggling with domestic humdrum (aren’t we all!) will come out convinced that it’s never too late to change and the devil is in the details.”
—Xochitl Gonzalez, New York Times bestselling author of Olga Dies Dreaming

"I’m so glad that men like Jordan Carlos exist. If I could clone him I would.”—Liz Plank

"Choreplay is vulnerable, hilarious, and a smart read on how to be a loving partner and not the main character in your relationship. If you or your partner ever needed a funny, honest reminder to do the dishes and be emotionally available, this is the one."—Charles McBee

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