How to Survive a Human Attack

A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters
by K. E. Flann

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Did you know human attacks account for a staggering 100 percent of premature deaths for witches, swamp monsters, cyborgs, and other supernatural, mutant, and exceptionally large beings?

The past millennia or so has seen not only an uptick in human attacks, but also increasingly indiscriminate victim selection. It is understandable to...

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Published By Running Press Adult

Format Paperback


Number Of Pages 256

Publication Date 09/07/2021

ISBN 9780762472543

Dimensions 5.25 inches x 8.2 inches

As a cyborg manufactured in 2067 and sent back in time to KILL ALL HUMANS, I found the advice in this book invaluable in blending in with the puzzling society of today.
— Dan Vebber, co-executive producer, The Simpsons and Futurama

As a member of the walking undead, nothing ruins my day quite like some yahoo pulping my noggin with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Thank goodness How to Survive a Human Attack is here to help me avoid detection while doggedly roaming the earth seeking the human brains I crave.
— Rich Dahm, co-executive producer, The Colbert Report and The Middle