Dear Asshole

101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life
by Jillian Madison, Michelle Madison

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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender.

The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish...
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Published By Running Press Adult

Format Paperback


Number Of Pages 208

Publication Date 08/02/2011

ISBN 9780762442867

Dimensions 5.25 inches x 7.25 inches

Zink Magazine
“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

Chicago Tribune
Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

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