Believe it or not, there will come a day when George W. Bush is no longer the president of the United States. That day is January 20, 2009. Can't wait? Here to help pass the time is the Bad President Countdown Calendar. Offering hundreds of hair-raising facts (most stranger than fiction) about the president and his cronies, hilarious "bad" photos with captions, quotes about Bush (and from Bush), and barbed political jokes, this is a calendar that will keep even the most devoted Bush-basher happy. Best of all, when each day's over you're one step closer to 1/20/09. Disclaimer: Tearing off pages by the fistful will not speed up outcome.
On board:
To bring a new hire into the company;
we’ve all heard this used as an adjective and that’s
annoying enough, but now people are using it as a
verb—“We’re on boarding a new comptroller”—and
that’s grounds for dismissal from the human race.